I come from way down South Texas in a little blink and you miss it kinda place, Fronton, TX to be exact, I got schooled in Roma, TX , oh and the stories I will tell you about my beginnings there will have you on the edge of your seat. I am currently living right about where the heart of Texas is, San Angelo to be exact. Quite fitting as I consider Texas my home. I wasn’t born here, but I got here as fast as I could. I am a mother, a friend to those that matter, and there’s more to me…I’m actually quite an imperfect piece of work, I believe that makes me just perfect….nobody is perfect, and I am NOBODY. ;o)
About my categories~~
~Every~day~ness~~ Just your random everyday stuff…
~~Reincarnations~~ Stories from way back when, how the life of Ruby came to be what it is now, chronicling the early years as a cotton picker to whatever the future has yet to reveal about the greatness I will one day rule the world with. Yeah I know it’s far reaching, but hey I can dream.
~~Shit/Stuff =Shtuff~~ My randomness, funny stuff, current events, whatever I feel like throwing in here.
~The TMI Chronicles~ I will be adding shtuff that might make you throw up a little in your mouth….so if the TMI stuff is too much for you, go to a different page. Look around here for the fun, and somewhat disturbing facts of life kinda shtuff what it means to be a woman, how we (or I, cause I can’t speak for anyone else’s experience) how some shtuff functions or doesn’t…cause at a certain point some shtuff just doesn’t wanna work like the manufacturer intended it to work. Some of it may be bloody, graphic, or downright durrty…but hey I’m a grown a$$ woman and sometimes not too lady like, so if some words offend you…get over it. Or be nice and let me know so I can say I’m vewwy, vewwy sowwy for hurting your feelings…that may be unlikely but we can try….K?
~~The Dark Room~~ A compilation of my short stories both works of fiction and nonfiction usually with a theme centered on dark stuff, subject matter may be disturbing due to content and language, proceed at your own discretion.
~~The Mother Load~~ My parenting stories, some fiction and nonfiction, some excellent parenting advice and some probably not so good, I am not a professional, I’m learning as I go or making it up, of course always with the best intentions at heart.
~~The Write Stuff~~ My own original poetry, some good, some not so good, you be the judge.
~~Water Cooler Stories~~ From my days at the office, observations and what not.
TOS (Terms of Service / AKA the small print nobody ever bothers to read)
You are here either by accident or you looked me up because you were curious about me, or you are stalking me (pathetic if you are stalking me, there are far more fascinating people who are stalk worthy, sadly I am not)….or we have chatted before and I may have mentioned I write (blog) and you decided to check me out….well here is the part where I warn you to STOP if you are sensitive and paranoid. You are here of your OWN free will, I am not forcing you to read this. Any information you take from here is done at YOUR own risk.
Any information provided here is strictly for entertainment purposes, I am not a medical, legal or otherwise expert on anything that doesn’t pertain to me, and even if it pertains to me I am still not qualified as an expert. So if I tell you to pull your hair out to stop your head from hurting and you follow suit, you are plain and simple too stupid to exist.
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