Feathered fucker~

I have an ongoing battle with these damned feathered fuckers, otherwise known as birds. I keep trying to rid myself of their continued efforts to maintain their squatting lifestyle. I am not getting any financial support from them yet they insist in building their structures all around my house. Why can’t they find a damn tree to build a nest? Why must they insist on building all around the eaves…then taking their shits on the sides of my house…..

The other morning I got up and went in the shower, I had to hurry through the soaping, scrubbing and rinsing process as I could hear a great deal of commotion going on, the kids slept through it all…so anyway I get out and find Lefty (part time pet) running back and forth like crazy, jumping on furniture and barking. I knew there was an intruder in the house based on the amount of noise…I just wasn’t quite sure what it was….

Here's a shot of this fine feathered fucker~

 We finally were able to get rid of it, after a few minutes of trying to dodge this beaked flying missile….

If anyone has any ideas on how to get rid of these intruders, I’m open to ideas and suggestions….my previous attempts are now catagorized as epic fails.


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