Inspired by my awesome friend Tracy who has a big set of breastesses that she needs reduced and a tummy tuck to make her feel like the sexy woman that she once felt she was. (I happen to think she is still sexy.) Needed/Wanted: New ass, tummy & boobs! So what do I need/want? A [...]
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Needed/Wanted: New ass, tummy & boobs
Posted in Re~Incarnations, tagged ass, begging, boobs, donations, Dr. 90210, Dr. Robert Rey, plastic surgery, Ruby Cantu, tummy tuck on July 20, 2010 | 21 Comments »
Today I was Offed
Posted in Re~Incarnations, tagged ass, bullet, lottery, monkey balls, offed, sexy, unemployment, zit on October 9, 2009 | 2 Comments »
Today I got a call…lately the calls I get are the “suck big monkey balls and hairy purple ass” variety, bad news and more bad news…karmatic in nature. Yet my life is still “G”….oh where was I…yeah, I got laid off. I’ve been dodging that particular bullet for over 3 months. That was a call [...]
Death by fan~
Posted in Every~day~ness, tagged ass, bastards, brace, crippled, death, fan, fantasy, gang banger, incapacitated, intense, menopausal, mutating, sucks, swollen, tender, whining on October 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Death by fan…and I don’t mean a fan like the world loves me and I have someone who has an intense, occasionally overwhelming liking and enthusiasm for me…I used to have a fan base and a fan club, back in the day when I was all hotness and whatnot, but that was before I became all crippled [...]
The power to be~an (sorta) interview with Ruby Cantu
Posted in Re~Incarnations, tagged abuse, ass, emotional, ourselves, physical, responsible, Ruby Cantu, trust on September 21, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Growing up I was this, that or the other, grown up I have been this, that or the other as well (I could spell this, that or the other to you, but use your imagination while I keep some filth off the internets). We are all responsible for ourselves. Whatever went on when we were [...]
Can’t win for losing~
Posted in The Dark Room, tagged ass, cyberspace, GPS, idiot, lose, misdirected, overnight, text, win on September 20, 2009 | 4 Comments »
Well, my ass got big overnight, my pants didn’t fit, I got misdirected by GPS, I went to text for an address, but my texts were lost in cyberspace, I sat in miserable pain at the wrong place and when I finally get home I realized I’m an idiot…. “Damn, you can’t win for losing.”
A death at my house~
Posted in Every~day~ness, tagged ass, bloated, crippled, gasses, Mexican, noxious, shovel, stench on September 3, 2009 | 2 Comments »
For days now, at least 3 days the unmistakable stench of death had been seaping into my home. The first day that I smelled it I thought perhaps it was due to the boys burning something in the kitchen. Nobody else complained or mentioned it…so I didn’t say anything. By the next morning it was unmistakable [...]
I’m past the keeper stage….exit left
Posted in Every~day~ness, tagged ass, magical poo place, nekkid, poo on August 6, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
So I’m still rehashing – in my mind- how A could even suggest me dating…as if….I’ve sworn myself to a life of celibacy….the only dudes to see me nekkid from this day forward are my docs, not saying dating means nekkidness….just saying….I think I’m getting some of those plastic petals for my tub, cause I’m [...]
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