Old Wrinkled Ball Sac~

~Wrinkly old ball sacs…do men’s ball sacs wrinkle as they age? Is there a surgical procedure to rejuvenate a man’s precious jewel holder….that wrinkled kinky haired scrotum, nut bag, jewel pouch? Do women leave their old wrinkled ball sac men for younger smoother scrotes? How do men handle the loss of luster to their ball [...]

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Progress…of sorts…

Without realizing it…I sat down on the couch without my walker…woohoo…typically I drag the damn thing around when I don’t feel steady on my feet and I also need it to assist myself as I get up from where I’m seated…usually the pot (sorry TMI) or the couch. I also hold on to it as [...]

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Where’d my hotitudeness go? ~~ and other randomness~

So I shared a wonderful image of what my legs look like expecting others would share that the mental image they were left with would cause them to throw up in their mouth like I do when I see my once fabulously hairless legs….instead I was treated to confirmation that I am not the only North [...]

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I don’t always answer the question…and why I don’t~

I grew up with a mother that never passed on answering the question of “How are you?” She would answer in detail……we are talking everything from bowel issues, menstrual, pms, you name it issues, real or imagined, In her case, mostly imagined, I used to cringe when anyone asked her, it got to the point [...]

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If you need anything give me a call~

I hear that often…I’ve even said that myself a time or two or ten, and I mean it, as I’m sure those that say it to me mean it as well. But what if what I truly need is something quite simple yet very personal? Get your minds out of the gutter if it is [...]

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~Dear Menopause~

Dear Menopause, I admire your persistence. I really do (not). You’re tenacious, and—generally speaking—I like that in a syndrome. The way you valiantly infiltrate one part of my life after another despite my previous attempt to tame you with artificial hormone regulation… well, it’s something to behold. I have to give you that. The slow [...]

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The Bleeding Chronicles & other stuff ~

  Good, bad and ugly, I had all those and then some today. Good: company, conversation, technology & modern day inventions. Bad: rags, ragging, bleeding visits. Ugly: me, menopause, cleaning the rags The other stuff, found money, not what we thought, family reunions, relationships, getting old, outhouses & tp alternatives…so that was the condensed version….I’ll [...]

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Time to de-fur ~

Today I will wield a razor to my legs, I have been sporting a most natural and unattractive look that is quite hairy, I will proceed to de-fur myself and will once again have smooth if somewhat ashy legs, ashy due to lotion making me itch lately….thankfully I’m past the stage where I give a [...]

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Funny, but not very

So I’m sitting here at my desk, participating in Friday’s chat, I think to myself, self, it’s time to take your pain pill. I take the gum out of my mouth and put it on the pill bottle lid, take a pill out of the bottle, take my pill and swallow it, or did I? [...]

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On becoming a woman~

When I was 10 an unexpected visitor woke me up in the middle of the night, rushed me to the bathroom, and left me bloodied and scared. I woke up a woman….then I came to learn that I’m bigger than a Chihuahua, smaller than cotton balls or any other type of balls, and just about [...]

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